Thursday, 27 June 2013

Answer These in The Comments :)

There's this craze in Poland nowadays where you have a notebook with questions, and you give it to another person to answer on the next page.

It's called "Złote Myśli" which means "golden thoughts".

So, seeing that i have 500 views on my blogs so far, i thought i'd ask YOU some questions!

Here ya go:

1. Name?
2. Nickname(s)?
3. Fave colour?
4. Fave animal?
5. Any siblings?
6. Do you like your name? (if not, what would you like to be called?)
7. What is your <dream>?
8. Have you got any pets at home? (if so, what are their names?)
9. Fave book?
10. Fave singer/band?
11. Describe yourself in 2 words?
12. What is your hobby?
13. Fave movie?
14. Fave song (at this particular moment)?
15. How did ya find this blog?

You can answer them in the comment box below :)

Wednesday, 26 June 2013

Another Give-Away!!! HURRY!!

Its coming! Quick, tell your friends!

Those of you who got a free copy last time (scroll down if you have no idea what i'm on about!) TELL EVERYONE! (unless of course you thought my book was terrible - feel free to tell everyone your honest opinion)

Dates:

28th, 29th and 30th of June 2013

(that's REAL soon!)

So lemme just remind u what this means:

A FREE COPY OF MY e-BOOK - Just Another London Girl - IS AVAILABLE FOR EVERYONE UNDER THIS LINK:

um, no, wait, i cant find it right now cuz im rushing but if you like go onto the page of my book on Amazon.co.uk you can get it :)

Drum Roll Pleaase....

RESULTS FOR MY PREVIOUS BOOK GIVE-AWAY!!! (yeah, im a bit late :P)

USA - 65 copies

UK - 33 copies

Germany - 13 copies

France - 1 copy

Japan - 1 copy

(and last but not least)

Canada - 1 copy

OMG THANK YOU GUYS SOOOOO MUCH!!! You dont even know how HAPPY i am!! Whoa... I didnt even think that ANYONE AT ALL would get my book!!

THX xoxox

Wednesday, 5 June 2013

Get my book for FREE!


OMG guess what!

I'm giving away FREE copies of my book - Just Another London Girl - in Kindle format!!

Get ready for the 7th and 8th of June 2013!


Tell anyone who has a Kindle or a Kindle Reading App (you can download this for FREE on Amazon)!

This is a unique special offer thingy so hurry - it will only last two days!


TELL A LOT OF PEEPS!!

I'll let ya'll know how well we did after the campaign is over :)

Jazza xoxo

 

Friday, 31 May 2013

Have you ever wondered?


Have you ever wondered if…
Seagulls are spies?
Their stern expressions when they´re flying up high?
The way they glide, without making a sound?
The way they move – graceful and proud?
Unnoticeable unless close up,
Or screaming their ear-piercing yelp,
To fight off enemies and save the world,
Never making unnecessary noise, never saying a word,
Just imagine them in suits and ties or black sunglasses…
Makes sense, right?

Have you ever wondered if…
Your toys come alive?
When you’re off to school, they skive
From their daily positions,
And follow their intuitions,
Roam about your room, the whole house,
Down the stairs, quiet as a mouse,
Have their own tea parties, not like the ones you make up,
Then, before you get back, return for a little nap,
And sleep, motionless, impatiently waiting for the next morning,
Makes sense, don´t it?

Have you ever wondered if…
The world is really one big plate of food?
Candyfloss clouds,
Spinach-flavored mounds,
Cheesy moon,
That´d be cool!
Blueberry juice oceans,
(In non-stop motion)
Houses of gingerbread,
Who´ll eat us up? Some greedy-head?
People made of pizza dough,
(The tasty kind, though)
Makes sense, no?

Imagine if all these things were true,
What would you do?


Thursday, 23 May 2013

Horse Riding :]

I now officially say that my friend Paulina was right.

* yes, you get the satisfaction, if ur readin this ;) *

HORSE RIDING IS SO AWESOME!!!!!

I went yesterday to an equestrian centre called Nerj@ventura with Pauli, and it RULED!!!

Okay, i have to admit that i was avoiding every time that Pauli tried to get me to come... yeah... but then yesterday, when i came to her house, she was like, "hey, wanna come riding with us today?" and i was like, "sure!"

Personally, i have no idea what happened to me that made me go. Weird.

So, after we rushed to my house (which is abotu 15mins walk from her's) so i could gobble up my dinner and change into suitable clothes (a stripy top, black leggings and trainers; things that are easy to wash). Then we sprinted back to her's where she changed into her proffessional horseriding gear.

The main lady from the classes got us with her car in which we were attacked by hyper dogs that licked our faces off.

;)

So, skipping all the details of the journey, which took about, say, 10 mins, and after the little kids had their go on the calmest horses, Sara and Castaña, i got to have my go!! YEAH!!

Because Sara, the horse i was meant to ride on at the beginning, had her saddle broken by some guy who tugged on it too hard, i had to ride on Castaña, an old horse.

She has these dark brown eyes and is all brown with black legs that look like she's wearing socks :D

Jone, the sort of boss of the whole place, said we will do trotting today. She taught me the English Trot, where you have to lift your bum up off the saddle and then put it back down again in the rythm of the horse, which is pretty hard, considering that your'e all shaking and cant get a proper grip of it.

I did it in the end, though, and Jone said i did great for my first ever go! Yay!

Then i did the Spanish Trot where you have to stay in the saddle which is also hard becuase the horse goes up, down, up, down, up, down, and, well, i think you get the point :)

So after i did some riding, Pauli and i washed a few horses, meaning we brushed them and sprayed water all over them, and then Jone asked us to clean the stables.

That was pretty disgusting...

We had to get all the poop out of the stables with a spade and put it all in this giant wheel-barrow and throw onto this big pile of poop. Ew.

THEN we fed the horses, each a different portion, depending on it's size and age and health condition.

Then this weird dog jumped out of the window to get it's ball. I got scared cuz i thought it died but it didn't :D

We had a Coke and some fresh cherries and a melon, plus cookies for Pauli, who isn't a fruit fanatic!

And then, hard to imagine, it was 9pm. So i was there for five hours!!!

And i'm going again today!! YAYYYY!! i'm so happy ;)

I'll take photos today of all the horses and of the peeps riding them and upload them here.

See ya!

Tuesday, 7 May 2013

Help!!

OMG i have an exam tomorrow!!

Like, a proper, proper, proper important exam!!!!

Yes, i've got my IGCSE Maths exam tomorrow!!! AAAAAA!!!!

I'm sorta stressing out but i'm kinda calm at the same time. Is that sort of thing normal? 

(Wait a sec, am I even normal...?)

Oh, yea, thank you guys soooo much - i now have 104 lovely followers on Twitter! I follow back ALL of them, and, just so you know, i unfollow the ones that unfollow me. So watch your back!

Follow me @Jazza_The_Crabb or @iAmAwesomeXox :)

thaaaanks and PLEASE wish me luck in my maths!! Eeek!!

Jaz xoxoxo